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Cerita ini dikutip dari Facebook, dari grup PHI (Per"Ngumpulin" Humor Indonesia) yang digarap oleh Mas Marwoto Edi (ada 2 judul) :

JAKARTENGLISH

Emang cuma orang Singapore aja yang punya versi bahasa inggris sendiri... Singlish....
Indonesia juga punya... banyak macamnya lagi.
Dibawah ini adalah contohnya....

Jakartenglish – Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc
- That book is very good, deh.
- Can you speak english? ... yeah a little sih I can!
- Use my money first nih..
- Give me more dong..
- How sih? Little little angry..

Sundanglish is also available such as 'atuh', 'euy', 'mah'
- Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh
- It can't be that way euy..
- I am mah, not like that... anything else?

Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki', etc
- Lho, I already bought that book!
- Kok, buying again?
- I told you many times 'tho' !
- Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !?
- Don't be like that, no....!?

Other exclamation words of Java: 'wo_', 'wah', 'wé_', 'jian', and 'jé_'
- Wé_ lha this book is mine jé...!
- Wo_, only like that tho!
- Wah, expensive, tho?
- Jian, Vera is beautiful tenan.

Surobenglish is marked by 'tah' and the famous word is 'diancuk'
-Do you feel sick, tah ?
-Diancuk... he took my money !

There are also abundant 'sound effect' in Javanese language.
- Suddenly, mak bedhengus Curtis appeared
- My head feels pain, mak cleng!
- Mak tlepok, I got a manggo !
- My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng
- Mak gedebug, Mas Oji fell down.
- Mak jegagik.... Oh, trondholo

Monggo ditambahi ya..!

Dasar Paijo......

Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yg
dia parkir didepan toko
di sekitar jalan Malioboro, Yogya. Lalu dia bertanya
ke Paijo, yg saat itu
kebetulan berada di tempat parkir, apakah dia
ngeliat org yg ngambil sepeda motornya.

Paijo: "Yes, he use to table square-square.Worth he
fast-fast go without any wet expire."

(Iya, dia pakai ke-meja kotak-kotak.
Pantes dia cepat-cepat pergi tanpa basa basi).

Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati,

"Sir,different river, if park
bicycle motor liver-liver, yes?"

(Tuan, lain kali
kalo parkir sepeda motor
hati-hati ya?").

Si bule itu diam saja karena nggak
tau mau jawab apa, shg
Paijo jadi ngedumel, "Basic bule!" ("Dasar bule!")

Karena nggak tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule
ngeloyor pergi dan dengan
PD-nya Paijo bilang, "Breasttttt!" sambil
melambaikan tangannya. Maksudnya: "Dadaaaaa…”

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