Intermezo..

2 short jokes
 
(1) Chinese Adam & Eve:
 
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
 
 
(2) Three Feelings:
 
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.