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Some Math(s): 1.        Smart man + smart woman = romance 2.        Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy 3.        Dumb man + smart woman = affair 4.        Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage 5.        Smart boss + smart employee = profit 6.        Smart boss + dumb employee = production 7.        Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 8.        Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

More Relationship Advices 1.        A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 2.        A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 3.        To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 4.        To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5.        Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6.        Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7.        Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 8.        Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 9.        A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 10.        A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 11.        A woman has the last word in any argument. 12.        Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 13.        There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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